Deep Thoughts for Pirates

from my friend Jeanette, cause they made me giggle:

*It's funny that pirates were always going around
searching for treasure, and they never realized
that the real treasure was the fond memories they
were creating.*

*If you were a pirate, you know what would be the
one thing that would really make you mad?
Treasure chests with no handles. How the fetch
are you supposed to carry it?!*