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[tinkpixie0621]

Crazy things you hear during a "Complete Works of Shakespeare (abridged)" rehearsal:

"The bone goes in the pie, along with the hand and the severed head."

(Talking about props for the "Titus Andronicus" cooking show)

I really should keep a list.

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[gypsyariana.livejournal.com]

It really is great, isn't it?

"What do you do?"
"Well, I put on my underwear, and dance with gorgeous girls and sexy guys."
"Oh, so you're a stripper?"
"No, I'm an actor."

Awesome. :)